Ladies and gentleman........

I am now currently having a real life shoe-gasm...

#thatisall

Are you there God it's me Valecia

Dear God,

     I'm not exactly sure what I need to do to get this body, but I am more than willing to do it. Can you please help create and mold this for me please. This woman's name is Anowa Aadjah. She is referred to as the Nigerian Powerhouse. Now there is no need to make me Nigerian. I just want the body. Or one quite similar. Apparently she weighs over 200 pounds (such as myself), but we all know my body looks nothing like that.  I am sure that my 5'4" stature will make this no easy feat but I am willing to work on it. Since you created me you already know that I have a little over eight months until my 30th birthday. I need to be at least 50% there by then. Asking a trainer to do this for me would be stupid. But I'm not. I'm asking you. I mean really. You are God. You can do anything. Thanks in Advance. Here's another pic to get a full understanding of what I'm looking for.

  Thanks....I love you!                                                  

Just a tad late on the 420.....

Ummm I'm not a smoker. Don't claim to be and don't want to be, but when I saw these shoes. I became damn near obsessed. Anyone know where I can get these??? Please!!! They are the HOTNESS!!!!

Santa Baby

Dear Santa,

For the most part I've been a good girl this year. I haven't went to jail at all in 09'. I only made about three girls cry this entire year at work, and I haven't slapped the fuck out of anyone, though I am tested daily. I haven't done anything mean to my boyfriend that he didn't deserve, and I have only yelled at really really dumb people.So with that being said I think I deserve a little something extra.....I want everything I'm requesting and I don't need it all necessarily by December 25th. I do have a patience button. I can wait till upwards of March. No later.



Wish List

Nintendo Wii w/ Wii fit

Ikea furniture

A Crock pot (please don't ask why)
A fabulous loft apartment in downtown Milwaukee

Money

as much good sex and love as my body and heart can handle

And a car...nothing super spiffy...a Chevy Cavalier will be just fine!

As you can see I have made very useful and normal requests. I do apologize for the lateness of my requests, but you've been meeting my wants for years now. I'm sure you can deliver. Especially since I am extending my deadline until March. Thanks and have a blessed holiday.

C.G.W