What the lick read?? The birthday girls' life

Somewhere someone is saying, "Where the fuck is Chocolate Girl Wonder"? Well....maybe. I'm not quite. Maybe you could probably not give a rat's ass, but let me let you know what's going on in my hum-drum life.

• I lost my job. No I didn't get fired. After 6 years of faithful serving, managing, training and exuding divaness throughout my employment my job unexpectedly closed with a 24-hour notice. Two weeks ago to be precise. Yep so I'm searching for work. It blows.

• I've been freaking out about the above. I am the most experienced person in the store, but I have yet to find a job. Grrr....girls I trained are already back up and running. *sad face*

•  And.....today is my 30th birthday. *fake cheer* yeahhhh

*singing* Happy Birthday to meeeeeeeeee

So yeah...it's my birthday!!!!! 29 years ago my mom pushed out a lil chocolate big headed girl that caused so much delivery room chaos she promised God she would never have another child. (Needless to say I am her first and ONLY child). These years have been a ride. Not a flat plain and not a constant steep hill, but a little bit of everything. I am so glad God gave me this life. Not life, but this life in particular. No one else could take such mundane existence and make it as extraordinary as I have. Though I complain this is the life I was meant to have.....no other. And I am thankful for each day of it and each breath of it and each day I wake. None other. So enough with the talking on to the festivities........

my bad......happy bday

Ok so sue me! I'm a very busy bad daughter, but I still wanted to wish the love of my life, my mommy a happy *cough cough* belated birthday! Happy 60th + 1 day mom!

To someone uber special

Happy 43rd Birthday to my big Bro Tommie!!

We partying all day! Mimosas for breakfast and wine with lunch and Whiskey w/ dinner! It's going down! I'm blessed to have a big brother like you.