Say whaaaa??? The Hollywood Edition

1. So R & B singer Lloyd told a magazine that the reason Chris Brown cried during his BET Michael Jackson tribute performance was because Lloyd told him to. Ummm come on Mr. Lloyd Polite if it wasn't for mediocre R & B no one would know you. I can't even say I believe you simply because you're that unimportant. There's Lloyd Banks and then there's you.....Ol' Punk ass Lloyd. 

2. So supposedly my booski, Trey Songz kissed a 15 year old girl at the summer jam concert. As of yet no charges have been filed. And if they are that's a damn shame!!! That was the highlight of lil' Ms. Brooklyn's life. Or he can come to Wisconsin and kiss me all damn day. Free of charges and harassment. Hell ask around ya girl is NOT hard to please. 

3. Notice Mr. and Mrs. Carter and lil miss Rhianna were not in attendance at the BET Awards. Hmmm... that made me happier than seeing Mr. Chocolate Tyrese Gibson in that white outfit. smh. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. That was like covering a Hershey Special Dark Bar in Marshmallow Fluff...soo soo sweet. Sorry let me regain my focus. 

4. Remember when Dru Hill looked liked this?????

Hot huh??? 

Well WTF do they look like this now???:

Something about this pic is very...unsettling. First where is Woody? Second why is Nokio looking like an extra from Alice In Wonderland? And finally what's with Sisqo looking like a gay, hood butler?? Nevermind on the last question. That is to be expected when dealing with Sisqo LOL. 

5. It's been reported that Fonsworth Bentley (made famous for holding Diddy's umbrella) is engaged to actress Faune Chambers (of White Girls and The Curious Case of Benjamin Button) Congrats!!! I'm happy for them for two reason!! 1) I love to see black love and 2)This maybe proves that he wasn't Diddy's boyfriend LOL

6. So Alicia Keys is pregnant??? Big Whoop!! And so is a third of the staff where I work. All that means is condoms aren't being used. The question is why was Alicia's dress so damn short at the BET awards? Did you want us to see your babies head? I mean dayum!!!

7. I can not and will not get on the Drake bandwagon if you're from Canada, played a character by the name of Jimmy on Degrassi High, and looked like this in high school

Ain't shyt on your album I wanna hear....call it haterism. I don't care. I'm not buying it!

8. Nicki Minaj can dress like Wilma Flinstone all dayum day. I'm still gonna love her. Don't ask why. I don't have an answer for that silly shyt! It just is what it is!

I got a crush on......

My style is pretty eclectic. It fits all parts of my life. The clothes I like. My personality traits. The music I dig. It's all one big hodge podge. Including the men I find sexy so just to give you an idea of what I deem attractive here's just a few of my crushes....I will update as I find more attractive men..... LOL

Top Row: (L to R) Usher Raymond, Jon Stewart, Trey Songz

Middle Row: (L to R) Justin Timberlake, Maxwell, T.I

Bottom Row: (L to R) Anderson Cooper, Robin Thicke, Steven Colbert

By the way I am more than aware that Anderson Cooper doesn't like my gender, but I find him attractive regardless. Maybe it's the white hair, the journalistic integrity, or just plain cuteness, but he does something for me. 

All of them do something for me in a different way. May it be humor, intellect, maturity, manly ruggedness, style, class, southern charm, or just a good ol' petty lickable six pack. 

So......

Who rubs you the right way???

So I was thinking.....(a random inebriated rant) The "my life" version

So drink in hand I go back to rambling....... I don't know why I like doing this so much, but it's fun.....either I'm annoying the fuck outta you or you're laughing along. Either way this is a high point of my day. And if you don't like it......well you know what the hell to do. 

So we all know that I decided that before I bring myself to nervous breakdown status I'm going away for a while. Not to an insane asylum or a home for women with "broken relationships" (though I'd swear I'd go if they had one). I'm spending exactly six months living in the Windy City with my bestie, Donna. (insert adorable pic of us here)

Yeah.... Chicago for rejuvenation and relaxation you ask??? Yep. ya damn right. Seems a little ass backwards I know, but it's a chance to forget the things that have happened and make some new fabulous things happen. When you're a small town midwest girl like myself. Chicago is kinda like our New York. 

......concrete jungle where dreams are made of......there's nothing you can't do....

I'm currently planning my 29th birthday/going away party while packing and securing a Chi-town gig. It's all alot, but the most difficult part is leaving my mommy. We almost NEVER see eye to eye, but she is my rock. She's not happy to see her baby go, but *sigh* some moments are uber necessary. 

Rocking the natural hair this week. Hmmmm no comment. I need my ends trimmed but weaveless feels strange. My head feels......light LOL.

So it's been MONTHS since I got my eyebrows done...yet and still my nails are done bi weekly...tootsies done monthly smh....don't ask.

Anyone seen the commercial for the new game show Downfall??? WTF is Chris Jericho hosting a game show??? Why???

So I'm looking for a pair of bad ass pink gladiator heels for my party to no avail....Blah...that sucks....

You know what else sucks.....I'm going to miss my job and co-workers something awful....they are my family...I am with them all EVERYDAY

I can NOT stop playing Nicki Minaj's "I get crazy", Kanye West's "Power", and Lyfe Jennings "Statistics" All for different Reasons. Ummm yeahhh hot shyt.

One thing someone told me the other day that was oh so true. "It isn't necessarily what it is....it's what it's perceived to be".

I have no real direction with Chocolate Girl Wonder, but she's mine. My baby. And this blog has helped me through some rough times. Thanks to all who have followed my random antics...LOL

My fear of animals is ridiculous....I mean off the chain. I'll leave it at that Especially rodents and vermin. *shivers and squeals*

My landlord was here today and he laid his tools down right next to my wig. ROTFLMAO Can we say very uncomfortable middle aged Caucasian male??

Those that truly love you will always be there. Always. This Chicago thing is for me to get me together, but I will also be able to see whose still around when I return. Either it will be stronger or it wont be. I will only place 100% folks in my life from here on out. Ninety-nine and a half won't do.

I got a text this morning that read: Real talk i kinda miss you a bit. Don't tell nobody. Smile!
(my response?? Of course you miss me. Why wouldn't you? And you should wanna tell the world) LOL


Ummmm *licks lips* rapeable...yes I said that rapeable....that man is yummy and I stand by this staement  with not an ounce of shame.....Loves me some Trey!

I'm craving a Coke Zero something awful so......that's all....LOL

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I haven't honestly cried over a video in a long damn time. This made me ball. It makes you wonder about all the trivial and even not-so trivial things we go to war about daily with our lovers. Take a moment to overlook the arguments and flaws and make sure they know they are loved.

We don't know how long we'll be lucky enough to have them.

P.S. Much respect and gratitude goes to our many men and women fighting in the armed forces for the freedoms we so easily overlook. God Bless you all!